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So far only 5% of the readers have found the new site. I’m thinking most of missing 95% were lurkers, so the loss is not as great as the stats indicate.

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Posting bits of this and that today that interest me. I hope you find some pleasure in them..

There is a Like button, there should also be a Suxs button. Of course, you are welcome to make a comment on the advisability of such posts.

For Openers

AI at Burning Man

These AI images are getting real. The caption for this one was Are you actually going to spank us on our bare bottoms… again? Do you promise?!  Do you have a thing for gals in short pleated skirts?

This has been going on at Burning Man since the first one in the desert in 1991. 

Proof the Earth is Not Flat

Thigh Fry – Now that her thighs are stingy the spanking can start.

Party Time

My First Dick

Ideal Outfit for Housework

Hey Sweetie, I will just slip in here. No wonder women think men are weird.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The week before last, for the first time in OBB history, I posted a full-face picture of Bacall and said it was her.  Only two people commented on it. One of them termed it a vintage photo. That’s true, it was taken in early marriage when she was cuter than a speckled pup.

I called Bacall’s attention to the comment and she was non-plussed with the use of vintage and old. The commenter is German and that’s a different culture and that may explain it. Bacall has always thought of herself as a girl and so do her southern friends.

I expressed our feelings about his comment and got this response.

Hi, Bogey,

After our conversation and a little thinking about you and your Bacall, I think of a quote from John Irving – one of my favorite writers – one of his books is about a so-called non-practicing homosexual man (as a symbol of wanting but not being able to act as a gay man). My impression is, that you probably like living in your past memories, because today you’re rather a non-practicing spanker, aren’t you?!

A lot of your thinking and desires apparently revolve around spanking, bare/sore asses and stuff like that – look at your sensual posts with all the women and their reddened buttocks which are unreachable for you. But does it affect your daily life – does it make you happier? Of course, it can make you forget about your pain for an hour or. One the other hand, it reminds me of a hapless search for one’s own virility? Which has probably been lost once and for all due to your bad illnesses such as prostate cancer or knee damage: no boner and no Bacall over your knees. That’s not an accuse, don’t get me wrong, but those are the fleeting memories of the past. Although you give the impression from the outside that it could possibly be different: a seasoned man reports on his latest spanking adventures.

I’m curious to see if your new site will work and what it looks like. In any case, good luck with the design and look forward to new naked, red butts 🙂

Have a good weekend – cheers

He is right. I do relish the memories Bacall and I have made together. Spanking and all the rest. We enjoy looking at the 8,000 or so photographs I took during the 16 years we explored the eleven western states for about six months every year. The pictures evoke lots of pleasurable memories.

It’s also true that I am not spanking as much as I did even three years ago. And I have had zero interest in being spanked. Leukemia flipped several switches on me. I woke up one morning and had no taste for apple juice that I had been enjoying daily for decades. Ditto on wanting be paddled. I wanted it the day bef0re and then no interest. I don’t spank Bacall as often. It’s variable 2 or 3 times a week, then nothing for 2 or 3 weeks.

I was never drawn to making bare/sore asses. My attraction to spanking women was always getting into their minds and spanking them the way they wanted to be spanked. I don’t so miss the actual spanking, I do miss the disrobing. I really miss the long intimate conversations afterwards. Being told things they had never mentioned to anyone else.

Anyway, we have had a good run. We have accepted our limitations. We have our memories. We share them with you here. Doing so is a form of entertainment.

Streisand – The Way We Were

Memory – From Cats

Sinatra – It Was a Very Good Year

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I was chatting with a UK reader. He mentioned that men there wanted more schoolgirl theme parties, but the pro gals were getting beyond tired of it.

The men seem to be keen on schoolgirl scenarios, the women who provide the service almost universally dislike it more and more over time. The main party organisers in the UK tend to have two or three school themed events a year, the women want less the men want more. 

I decided to post some schoolgirl pictures that are not like the usual you see on the web. Some pictures you have never seen before.

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A friend

A former blogger

I like this one because of the smile of the on looker

Must be art class

I never get tired of peeking at white panties

The Double Mint Twins?

I took the picture of the barn. A friend photoshopped the girl on it. Yeah, we spent a day shooting old barns in Washington.

Notice she is cuffed

Showing Off

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Several months ago I  offered several of our paddles and straps for the cost of shipping. Six folks took advantage of the offer. I asked one of them to tell me how the paddles were working out for them.  They are a switch couple like us.
These are the paddles they got.
First, the 9mm round Birch paddle. (9m is ~ 3/4″) It’s the one on the left. It’s on the heavy side. (The other paddles should be ignored for this post)
The other paddle is southern pine and really stings. It’s shown on the right. We called it the Teacher’s paddle.  (The other paddle should be ignored for this post)
In an email several months ago, he remarked

We do switch. There’s some ebb and flow to it. My wife liked being spanked but was opposed to spanking until I helped her to see them as “spicy massages.”

When I spank her there’s a strong sexy dominance element but I also have shown her how much I like creating color and seeing her body move, which are things she can appreciate from the giving end.

Continuing to rack up experiences with that round paddle. Last night she gave me about 200 medium-strength swats. Feeling it nicely today. The first 70-80 or so are hard to stay still for, but then we settle in and being a guy I’m determined to take whatever she wants to give because I’m just glad she’s into it!

I gave her an incredible belting two nights ago in bed. I keep her close so I can rub between each one. She really likes it and it means I get to spank more before the limit’s hit. Fun for everyone. We’re getting a bit careless with the sounds at night. No one’s scarred, we hope.

This is what they wrote last week

We’ve done a number of spankings with the pine and the round birch paddles. The pine is a lighter paddle with a fantastic sting. Its length lets one cheek be emphasized or both evenly. We typically spank each other bent over our washing machine since it’s the most private area of the house.Our reactions to being spanked with the pine aren’t the same. I like the way the sting makes me quiver. My wife says, “I like the way it makes your upper leg muscles move.” It’s fun but I don’t ramp up much beyond that. The weight of the pine is a good fit for my wife’s strength.

She likes the feel of the wood and the weight of the pine once she’s warmed up, but the sting is hard for her if I don’t do the first few right, and that’s after 100 or so hand spanks to warm up.

We’ve tried a couple of short, intense paddlings of her and while it’s really fun to watch her instantly squirm while bent over, she’s done after 15 seconds. The pine paddle is making me a more patient spanker!

The heavier weight and roundness of the birch mean we are spanked with it quite differently. When she’s getting the birch, it’s because I want to give a quiet spanking. I swing it into her slowly to keep the noise down. The fun for her comes from the momentum and not at all the sting.  But it’s still not her favorite. (We have a handled cutting board that is the best at quiet, slow paddling.)

When I’m getting the birch, it’s an intense, deep-hitting spanking. She paddles me almost as fast as with the pine, with the same moderate strength, and with the birch, that means the first several dozen are stingy and intense, and everything after that builds up a heat and sensitivity that encompasses my entire butt and makes me feel highly thankful for her skill and attention!

After spanking, we will chat about how it went. Since we’re in the laundry room, sometimes I push her down onto a pile of clothes and do stuff. If I spanked her long enough, she’s usually ready to go right over the washing machine. Other times we go to bed and do stuff. Falling asleep next to each other with a couple of hot bottoms is the best ending to a day.

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I am getting notifications for some, but not all comments. So if I do not reply, you know why.

Grumble, there are 4 gifs in this post. Only the last one has motion.

Such a good girl, handing the paddle to him

Oh my, what is she doing with her hand?

An example of why I do not do OTK

Proving my point

Finally, a man with a paddle

Stand up and bend over

She should be paddled for wearing those pants

Love it

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What time does this blog post?  Usually at 4:56 AM CDT

I looked at the statistics and noted a lot of activity that lasted for only 2 seconds. That indicated to me that people were just checking to see if there was anything new. Now you can recover 2 seconds from your day by knowing when the next post will be up. Time zones matter.

Coming soon – the best way to keep up with new posts.

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Seems male spanking fantasies have not changed since the days of Letters to Penthouse

How many Mothers or Mothers-In-Law have given a hairbrush to their daughter or daughter-in-law to help with the husband’s attitude and behavior? One? None? I don’t know, but maternal discipline has always been a popular male fantasy. If not spanked by his mother-in-law, then the next best is being spanked by his wife with her Mother’s hairbrush with her Mother watching.

Caught Masturbating and Spanked

I was caught looking at spanking magazines while sitting on the toilet playing with myself. My girlfriend, now my wife, caught me. I had to finish, and then go over her lap. Her hand hurt like hell and I was a total mess when she finished.   hmmm A GF that objected to my masturbating would be an ex GF

The Spanking Room

I saw this on Quora. I don’t believe it, but it would be a great school fundraiser. Alum could get the paddling they always wanted from that special teacher.

In 1981 I graduated from a HS  25 miles east of Nashville. The school had a room with windows to the hall so anyone entering the front door could see the His and Hers bend-over benches. There were at least 10 paddles of various sizes hanging on the wall.

This could be commercial hit. There could be spanking concerns in some of the unused space at malls. I could find out what the difference between His and Hers bend-over benches.

Mom oiled up her thighs and gave her son a good boy spanking with a happy ending

Are there women who even would think of that? I doubt it. I think such thoughts exist only male minds. Are there women who would do that when asked? Maybe so, as weekly women are arrested for sex with minors. But do they know a priori that teenage boys want to be spanked with their willy between their legs?

I never wanted that. As a teen I did not think about being spanked

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We watched a marvelous three-part doc on Octopus. It said they needed to touch one another to tell the other’s intent. Like to find out if the other wants to screw you or eat you.

I told Bacall that humans do not have that ability at all. We are easily deceived. Touched or not. I decided I should make sure this was the case by starting to feel strange women’s ass. (OK, OK, women are strange anyway)

Bacall said go ahead. I will let you know if I can tell what they are thinking by groping them.

Groping Candidate

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A lot of men would like to be spanked by the girl next door

I have never understood this. Don’t understand superposition either.

The Thong Bikini is just like politics. It separates the left from the right, protects the center, changes everyone’s “point of view” and forces all the people to look in the same direction with the same goal.

Not everyone is shy about being spanked in public. This is the annual Folsom Street Fair. Same thing at Burning Man.

This not factually true, but makes a good story.

Jeans

Bless the women for taking the time to find ones with a good fit

And you get the jeans down and see this

The obligatory schoolgirl

These AI generated pictures are getting good. Love the way those shorts fit separating the cheeks.

Holy Moly

Barbed wire is little weird folks