For Openers

Happily, they can be nailed or screwed.

Very fashionable. Microjean skirts with hose, garter belt and heels. Bacall is concerned they might snag their hose on the fence.

Panties Headed South

I think she is looking forward to having her bottom warmed up

The tent is super-imposed on an image of the Sierra Nevada. And you could care less.

Before – All Chirpy

And Then – Another Kind of Chirp

Cooling Off

A recent post discussed our enjoyment of thigh spanking with a wooden batten. This post is about a malevolent leather slapper.

I learned of it from the wife of a switchy couple at a party. She was new to the group. I had never talked with her. She approached me and asked if I was interested in going with her to their room and getting a spanking. Hell, yes I was interested. I gave her a high score just for approaching me. She told me about a leather slapper that she used to cure her husband’s nicotine habit. She used on his inner thighs. That did not excite me, but she was agreeable to using it on my bottom. And off we went.

She gave me one of the most memorable spankings I have had. Like a fine whiskey, it had a long-lasting pleasant aftertaste. I bought a slapper the next day. It fit perfectly in the space where the bottom and leg meet. The area that is so sensitive. A few licks from Bacall were all I needed to do the spankee dance.

What makes it sting? A steel plate is stitched inside making it semi-rigid.

A reader sent me a link to the question of the week blog. He noted how different the views of the commenters were from the content on OBB. (OK, I know the content here is all over the place, but it’s always about spanking is fun and erotic and never about punishment) 

The question:

Are spankees defiant, bratty or recalcitrant initially, throughout, or until the discipline sinks in? Or are they apologetic and remorseful from the outset?

Around here we are damn happy to get spanked. Never defiant, apologetic or remorseful.

How to get spanked around here. Ask How about a spanking?

I am going to bind and blindfold you and then paddle your caboose.

I am going to take you into the closet and use a belt on you.

Anyway, you decide. https://hermionesheart.blogspot.com/2024/07/spanko-brunch-20-550.html

I think this picture tells my story. There are few pictures like it.

I am rigid, before, during and after a padding. Bacall is just as excited, but not visually so.

Photo as seen on Spanked Hortic

You can find diagrams illustrating where to spank. I have not seen any that advocate spanking the thighs. Are thighs considered sacred and off-limits?

Thighs are without doubt more sensitive than the bottom. It does not take much to produce a sting that will last much longer than several strikes to the bottom.  

We came to love giving each other a thigh fry. It was Bacall who came up with the idea. She saw a wooden batten abandoned on the grounds of our sailing club. [Battens are used to stiffen the leach of a sail] This one was about 14 inches long, an inch wide and a 1/4 inch thick. She picked it up to take home. It lay on a table in the garage for a time. As we passed by it one day said it would be excellent for spanking her inner thighs. This was the first I knew of her desire for that.

Soon she was on her back on the bed with her knees up and legs spread. I tentatively applied the batten to her lower thighs. She said she wanted it close to her most sensitive parts and harder. I followed her instructions. She was visibly turned on. I tapped her pussy with it and she squirmed and twitched. Hot damn this was a keeper.

She liked it on her inner thighs. I liked it on the front and back of my thighs. While standing, I would hold one leg up so she could land a lick straight down. [Protecting my dick from being hit] After 10 on the front and another 10 on the back, the sting was delightful. Then it was time for my paddling.

For Openers

It’s her final move that sets men and women apart

I crushed on Kelly

Such a naughty girl

What you would have liked to have seen in the seventh grade

Bacall had a Persian Slave Princess outfit. She likes this one better.

Emma Watson

Home from an evening out, she is expecting something

I’ll bet she gets it

For Openers

Some days I would not mind returning to the less complicated times of 1955

Practicing Assuming the Position

Big Pearls

She will never forget her first time

I regret I never thought of building one like this. Dual purpose.

Simplicity – it might be daunting to enter and exit

I always had a thing for chain mail

The paddle could be for her or him or both. You decide

Did you crush on her too?

I bowled at 2am, but we never had this

Fun in the stacks

This a follow on post to the Granny Panty post last week. Bacall always likes to start her spanking in panties.

Bacall’s fav position – knelling on a couch.

See through panties at a friends home

The Needles District at Canyonlands NP. She is as colorful as the rocks.

Bendover Rock at the Alabama Hills in California

Here’s the naughty girl bent over the couch in our RV. This and the next two I found on a bdsmlr site with no watermark and the year it was taken. I was very careless.

Merry Christmas

A friend’s paddle used on Bacall’s spanking slip in some motel in Florida before I got fat.

Not Bacall

Complete Bliss

I thought Tuesday’s post was pretty good. Got one comment. I’m not feeling the love. Maybe I will get in the mood to post Friday?


What’s wrong with granny panties? I would not like a steady diet of them. But, once in awhile is fine. Whenever I spanked a woman for the first time, I tried to imagine what she was telling me with her choice of panties.