For Openers

I was chatting with a UK reader. He mentioned that men there wanted more schoolgirl theme parties, but the pro gals were getting beyond tired of it.

The men seem to be keen on schoolgirl scenarios, the women who provide the service almost universally dislike it more and more over time. The main party organisers in the UK tend to have two or three school themed events a year, the women want less the men want more. 

I decided to post some schoolgirl pictures that are not like the usual you see on the web. Some pictures you have never seen before.


A friend

A former blogger

I like this one because of the smile of the on looker

Must be art class

I never get tired of peeking at white panties

The Double Mint Twins?

I took the picture of the barn. A friend photoshopped the girl on it. Yeah, we spent a day shooting old barns in Washington.

Notice she is cuffed

Showing Off

Several months ago I  offered several of our paddles and straps for the cost of shipping. Six folks took advantage of the offer. I asked one of them to tell me how the paddles were working out for them.  They are a switch couple like us.
These are the paddles they got.
First, the 9mm round Birch paddle. (9m is ~ 3/4″) It’s the one on the left. It’s on the heavy side. (The other paddles should be ignored for this post)
The other paddle is southern pine and really stings. It’s shown on the right. We called it the Teacher’s paddle.  (The other paddle should be ignored for this post)
In an email several months ago, he remarked

We do switch. There’s some ebb and flow to it. My wife liked being spanked but was opposed to spanking until I helped her to see them as “spicy massages.”

When I spank her there’s a strong sexy dominance element but I also have shown her how much I like creating color and seeing her body move, which are things she can appreciate from the giving end.

Continuing to rack up experiences with that round paddle. Last night she gave me about 200 medium-strength swats. Feeling it nicely today. The first 70-80 or so are hard to stay still for, but then we settle in and being a guy I’m determined to take whatever she wants to give because I’m just glad she’s into it!

I gave her an incredible belting two nights ago in bed. I keep her close so I can rub between each one. She really likes it and it means I get to spank more before the limit’s hit. Fun for everyone. We’re getting a bit careless with the sounds at night. No one’s scarred, we hope.

This is what they wrote last week

We’ve done a number of spankings with the pine and the round birch paddles. The pine is a lighter paddle with a fantastic sting. Its length lets one cheek be emphasized or both evenly. We typically spank each other bent over our washing machine since it’s the most private area of the house.Our reactions to being spanked with the pine aren’t the same. I like the way the sting makes me quiver. My wife says, “I like the way it makes your upper leg muscles move.” It’s fun but I don’t ramp up much beyond that. The weight of the pine is a good fit for my wife’s strength.

She likes the feel of the wood and the weight of the pine once she’s warmed up, but the sting is hard for her if I don’t do the first few right, and that’s after 100 or so hand spanks to warm up.

We’ve tried a couple of short, intense paddlings of her and while it’s really fun to watch her instantly squirm while bent over, she’s done after 15 seconds. The pine paddle is making me a more patient spanker!

The heavier weight and roundness of the birch mean we are spanked with it quite differently. When she’s getting the birch, it’s because I want to give a quiet spanking. I swing it into her slowly to keep the noise down. The fun for her comes from the momentum and not at all the sting.  But it’s still not her favorite. (We have a handled cutting board that is the best at quiet, slow paddling.)

When I’m getting the birch, it’s an intense, deep-hitting spanking. She paddles me almost as fast as with the pine, with the same moderate strength, and with the birch, that means the first several dozen are stingy and intense, and everything after that builds up a heat and sensitivity that encompasses my entire butt and makes me feel highly thankful for her skill and attention!

After spanking, we will chat about how it went. Since we’re in the laundry room, sometimes I push her down onto a pile of clothes and do stuff. If I spanked her long enough, she’s usually ready to go right over the washing machine. Other times we go to bed and do stuff. Falling asleep next to each other with a couple of hot bottoms is the best ending to a day.

For Openers

I am getting notifications for some, but not all comments. So if I do not reply, you know why.

Grumble, there are 4 gifs in this post. Only the last one has motion.

Such a good girl, handing the paddle to him

Oh my, what is she doing with her hand?

An example of why I do not do OTK

Proving my point

Finally, a man with a paddle

Stand up and bend over

She should be paddled for wearing those pants

Love it

For Openers

What time does this blog post?  Usually at 4:56 AM CDT

I looked at the statistics and noted a lot of activity that lasted for only 2 seconds. That indicated to me that people were just checking to see if there was anything new. Now you can recover 2 seconds from your day by knowing when the next post will be up. Time zones matter.

Coming soon – the best way to keep up with new posts.

Bogey,  I love spanking   (#|#)


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Seems male spanking fantasies have not changed since the days of Letters to Penthouse

How many Mothers or Mothers-In-Law have given a hairbrush to their daughter or daughter-in-law to help with the husband’s attitude and behavior? One? None? I don’t know, but maternal discipline has always been a popular male fantasy. If not spanked by his mother-in-law, then the next best is being spanked by his wife with her Mother’s hairbrush with her Mother watching.

Caught Masturbating and Spanked

I was caught looking at spanking magazines while sitting on the toilet playing with myself. My girlfriend, now my wife, caught me. I had to finish, and then go over her lap. Her hand hurt like hell and I was a total mess when she finished.   hmmm A GF that objected to my masturbating would be an ex GF

The Spanking Room

I saw this on Quora. I don’t believe it, but it would be a great school fundraiser. Alum could get the paddling they always wanted from that special teacher.

In 1981 I graduated from a HS  25 miles east of Nashville. The school had a room with windows to the hall so anyone entering the front door could see the His and Hers bend-over benches. There were at least 10 paddles of various sizes hanging on the wall.

This could be commercial hit. There could be spanking concerns in some of the unused space at malls. I could find out what the difference between His and Hers bend-over benches.

Mom oiled up her thighs and gave her son a good boy spanking with a happy ending

Are there women who even would think of that? I doubt it. I think such thoughts exist only male minds. Are there women who would do that when asked? Maybe so, as weekly women are arrested for sex with minors. But do they know a priori that teenage boys want to be spanked with their willy between their legs?

I never wanted that. As a teen I did not think about being spanked

We watched a marvelous three-part doc on Octopus. It said they needed to touch one another to tell the other’s intent. Like to find out if the other wants to screw you or eat you.

I told Bacall that humans do not have that ability at all. We are easily deceived. Touched or not. I decided I should make sure this was the case by starting to feel strange women’s ass. (OK, OK, women are strange anyway)

Bacall said go ahead. I will let you know if I can tell what they are thinking by groping them.

Groping Candidate

For Openers

A lot of men would like to be spanked by the girl next door

I have never understood this. Don’t understand superposition either.

The Thong Bikini is just like politics. It separates the left from the right, protects the center, changes everyone’s “point of view” and forces all the people to look in the same direction with the same goal.

Not everyone is shy about being spanked in public. This is the annual Folsom Street Fair. Same thing at Burning Man.

This not factually true, but makes a good story.


Bless the women for taking the time to find ones with a good fit

And you get the jeans down and see this

The obligatory schoolgirl

These AI generated pictures are getting good. Love the way those shorts fit separating the cheeks.

Holy Moly

Barbed wire is little weird folks

Yeah, buddy, this one is for you.

This site is under construction. Behind the scenes, it’s complex. I will have a long learning curve. But, it is ready enough to post the usual foolishness.

But first folks, you would not be reading this had not a fellow blogger stepped up and made it happen. I want to give my unqualified appreciation to Caged Lion.  All credit goes to him. Please give him a shoutout.

For you fellow degenerates here is one picture.

Thigh spanking imparts sting before the spanking. Front, back and inside are all fair game. Bacall favors the inside. I was keen on the front and back.